UnGames:OT/pace3

Oregon Trail

You've heard Horse Puns, you've heard Fish Puns, now comes the Grue Puns!

You are now going at a grueling pace. You go as fast as a Grue. Coincidentally, the Native Grues live nearby, and one of them mistakes you for one of their own. Did I also mention that Native Grues are cannibals? In fact, just as you read that sentence, a Grue ate your genitals. You May: 1. Restart from the Beginning 2. Complain about what how this isn't Zork and on what a horrible pun that was