UnGames:Meal Maker/Sprite

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You got 1 six pack of Sprite!

Sprite! It's a perfect soda for when you need to cool down during the summer! Sprite can prevent heatstroke, sunburns, rashes, acne, pneumonia, hair loss and it even improves your immune system! Side effects of Sprite include stomach pain, kidney stones, UTIs, acid reflux, vomiting, diarrhea, rectal ulcers and inflammation. Side effects may vary from person to person. Drink responsibly and in moderation.

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