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Kildare Beach, Ireland	Score: 2
You find the guy who took Uncyclopedia down. Unfortunately, he's as big as a fucking grizzly bear. You'll have no chance fighting him. NONE. NIL. NADA. ENCHILADA. Ok, you get the point? You may: Flee from the guy Fuck him in the ass while disguised as a gorilla Speak in Vietnamese to him