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 Muohkasen, Moccasinia Score: 6


You walk forward with unearned confidence.

To your left looms a government SUV. It is painted a shade of black so dark that looking directly at it creates a small void in your retinas. It radiates an aura of redacted documents and tax fraud.

To your right sits a red convertible. It is bright red, top down, and smells faintly of hair gel and divorce settlements.

There is no one inside the convertible, however you cannot make out if anyone is in the SUV.