Tpyo

"The tpyo-free kwyboard: Ten petceny od the Ameracin polpution still manged to typoo on it.'"'

“Gramerly, ypur best tyop destoryer!``12”

~ Pepole

“Im Svotie Rissua, toyp wnogrs oYu!!”

~ Russian Reversal/Ypots

“Ih Dale Bunyan iz A gya boi mwha far teh winz]”

~ Oscar Wilde

“iy are fukjing stiaod! Uknu u r jus sting at ur com,ptuer all dauy wtf!”

~ IP on ragetypo

'Typpos sre unintwntionzl missspllngs of wordw whenn typifn. Thry usuallly cone abiouut by ttping wehil in a rusj. Thw governsimts of tje worlsd hafe speny quire a biy of monye on makng ttpo-freee [{keybroads]] as thw wolrd-tpoyo-rtae is at yhe highedst it's beeen in yrs, and finnaly relessed the "no tyopo 1000" in 2010. Now, I kno what yiu might be sating, "Wat's ao bad abut mroe typos?" Welll I'lll teeel tou: Comiting a tyope is consideered a ferdeal ofence by the Grammqr policw, a viklent brancg of tge millitart. thyyposa anmd r defintly a reallllly goopsdo thign

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= Histogy of typos <sub(oh ni itz orect1)</suv>

The ord 'yypo' comds from tge Lanitn worf 'kjdshfkjdnv' meneing 'Whne you'r tping on teh compter adn hit the wrngo key, but don'y realise'. The fccat that tge dfeiniton og thia wodrd incudles the wordw 'computerr' is evicence that Romnas were phycic (or hqd a tine machinw. 'Course, id thye had a tine machlne, there'a no reaspn they couldn'y habe a comtupr).

Hoeever, rhe acctuuall firstt tyopo was commmited in 1808 [[Pellegrinp Turi]e]<rfe H>is nane actuallt loooking lkie a huge tpyo. itslef./ref. when, aftre incenting teh frist ytpwriter, he trined ti type up a lettter yo a collleagie informing hmi of hsi invenyon. But insyead of sating, 'I have invented a most wonderful machine." lije he wanyed, he tyoped, "Penis." He of coyrse seny yhis offf, not realizing wat he had donw. This later syaryed a vert humoros confusiom that was thr sublect of lasy tear's comdt, yitled 'What type' of gay R U?'.

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= Sea allsop

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= Teh Tyop Mestarmind

Unfortumayely. therw is anotger kinf of tpyo . It is tge LIVING TPOY! It haz one reasom to liv, and on reasom onky; to bread witg itself and make mor tytpos! It iz alzo the reazon the wrod 'tpoy' can nevr have a typograhpilca eror. The lIVIGN TYPO1 is ful-on evl. It getz in ze way of even the gratest of relashinships and shrivl it 3 srheds! It coold give teh polcie force teh wong message amd leeve emerjencies ignoord! It coold evene bee the end off the cowntry1

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