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When your tech needs grow up...

When you’ve outgrown kiddie technology — two cheap tin cans and a piece of string — it’s time to get a ToddiPhone! Better range and reception, and nearly as inexpensive.

At ToddiPhone we use only the finest, imported steel cans and hand-wound twine. The result is supreme durability and unmatched fidelity.

It’s absolutely nothing like what Mom and Dad helped you make. Appearances to the contrary be damned!

ToddiPhone

World class communications – Bargain basement prices!™

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