Texas Communist University
| Texas Communist University | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Motto | Discipline the Faculty |
| Established | 1873 |
| School type | Gulag |
| Head | Linda Livingstone |
| Location | Fort Worth, Texas, USA |
| Campus | La Quinta |
| Enrollment | 9,474 undergraduate 1,550 graduate |
| Endowment | 5 bucks |
| Mascot | Horny Frog |
Texas Communist University is a private university in Fort Worth, Texas, affiliated with the Communist Party. The university is most famous for being the site of the "change my mind" meme and its campus' striking resemblance to a La Quinta. Founded in 1873 as the Adderall Male & Female & Non-binary College, the university almost always abbreviates its modern name to avoid the reaches of Senator Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin.
Its athletic teams, known as the Horny Frogs, never fail to disappoint.
History[edit | edit source]
TCU was founded in Thorpe Springs, Texas, where it quickly began its initial affiliation with the Communist Party. After a few years, the university decided it could only exist in the shittiest city in Texas, and therefore moved to Waco. Upon arrival in Waco, the students and faculty were disappointed to discover that a far superior institution, Baylor University already existed there. Hoping to make themselves stand out, university administrator chose to drop the Adderall name and acquired its modern name. Around this time, Texans discovered that watching people give each other concussions over a pig's bladder, a sport which had been named American football. After dubbing themselves the Horny Frogs, TCU gathered a team of their finest young men and, despite taking three years to prepare and having no other opponents that season, began what is among the nation's most bitter football rivalries with a 0-0 tie against Baylor. A few years later, God decided that such a sinful university could not exist near his beloved Baylor, and burned down the TCU campus. Unfazed, TCU administrators moved the university to its present home in Fort Worth. Faced with the challenge of building a new campus, students and faculty alike sought inspiration for how to build a new campus. Upon seeing a La Quinta hotel, all involved knew that this was the perfect thing to model their new campus upon.