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Colonel Jordan Muttkutt IV's guts spilled out of the laser blaster hole in his abdomen, like a serpent charmed by the flute of a turban'd man of the east. "Eugh, egads, ouch!" Muttkutt exclaimed, between sputtering gargles of scarlet red blood, erupting from his mouth like, again, a serpent charmed by the flute of a turban'd man of the east. His lover, Joyanna, lay by his side, unconcerned by the rivulets of blood spraying onto her hefty, boob orbs.

"Oh, Colonel, if I could die with you, take the laser blaster which will soon take your life, and use that selfsame blaster to take mine!" Joyanna cried real tears, which turned her face into a miasma of pain.

Muttkutt had little left to give, except the memory of his well-toned abs, and his even larger member. "LIVE!" he gave one final yell. "REVENGE ME!" he screamed, using the last ounce of his once-immense strength. Gingerly, he placed the blaster on Joyanna's soft soft hands. He died.
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Colonel Jordan Muttkutt IV's guts spilled out of the laser blaster hole in his abdomen, like a serpent charmed by the flute of a turban'd man of the east. "Eugh, egads, ouch!" Muttkutt exclaimed, between sputtering gargles of scarlet red blood, erupting from his mouth like, again, a serpent charmed by the flute of a turban'd man of the east. His lover, Joyanna, lay by his side, unconcerned by the rivulets of blood spraying onto her hefty, boob orbs.

"Oh, Colonel, if I could die with you, take the laser blaster which will soon take your life, and use that selfsame blaster to take mine!" Joyanna cried real tears, which turned her face into a miasma of pain.

Muttkutt had little left to give, except the memory of his well-toned abs, and his even larger member. "LIVE!" he gave one final yell. "REVENGE ME!" he screamed, as he placed the blaster on Joyanna's soft soft hands. He died.