Talk:Grigori Rasputin

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Death

If noone minds, I'd like to rewrite the death section of this page. I hate to toss away someone else's work(hence the reason I'm addressing this on the talk page first), but in my opinion the section is completely unfunny, and ineptly written(especially spelling). I was thinking of replacing the current section with a paragraph describing him surviving a series of ridiculously brutal injuries before finally succumbing to something or other. Along the lines of "he was hit directly with an RPG, then run over by a bus, then attacked by a tiger, etc." except better (I'd work on it a little). Basically I'd make a joke referencing Rasputin's actual death, rather than just having a paragraph of incomprehensable junk...no offense. --Volcano worshipper 06:32, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Volcano, if you have the time and the inclination, re-write the whole bloody lot. It needs it in a big way. If people prefer the old version, it's a second's work to revert it, so just have a go :) RabbiTechno 15:38, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

This page spoiled Crime and Punishment for me

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