Talk:Cock

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very cool

i jizzed in my pants – Preceding unsigned comment added by YourRealFather (talk • contribs) 14:57, July 22, 2011

Joel will pee in his pants. I just hope he doesn't pee on me from the Satellite of Love. I don't want to see pee falling from the sky. See pee? Sea pea! -Dr. Forrester (talk) 02:00, 25 September 2016 (UTC)