Syntax error

Way after the downgrading of Uncyclux to a CLI, the Uncyclux user, with a command-based browser is simply requesting to go to en.uncyclopedia.co, but he just makes a simple capitalization mistake, and he gets a SYNTAX ERROR. From there, it goes downhill, with many viruses being un-intentionally found, the user accidentally deleting some of his files, and generally fucking-up his computer, all because of one simple spelling mistake.

FATAL ERROR error in line 40129: Unknown variable:unCyc Cannot compare arguments. PLEASE RESTART YOUR COMPUTER AND TRY AGAIN. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reset bash: reset: command not found uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ tset bash: tset: is not a word, you idiot. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exit Hard disk ejected. PRIMARY DISK READ ERROR. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ls bash: ls: command not found uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man ls Error: obvious pun not found. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd /usr/corn Error: Corn is no place for a mighty warrior! uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem Attempting to solve problem... Uncyclux is now e-mailing pornography to everyone you know. Have a nice day. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ glados Hello, and welcome to the Science Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in Category:AGH MY EYES has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been blanked and we are now ready to reformat Wikipedia proper. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ antivirus Searching for viruses... FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR: AMOUNT OF VIRUSES EXCEEDING HARD DRIVE SPACE. 538,922,906 VIRUSES FOUND. A NEW RECORD! Computer over. Virus = Very Yes. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ delete viruses All viruses deleted forever. Just kidding. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ uninstall Error: Your computer is busy. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exit Error: Your computer is still busy. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cancel Fatal Error: All files on Hard drive have been permenantly deleted. DANGER: Your computer has detected 19 Trojan viruses uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ send to recycle bin Error: Recyclebin.exe can not be found uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ shit bash: shit: command not found uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ replace "C:\Uncyclopedia\Main Page" with http://sackroll.com YOU GOT SACK ROLLED uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ open antivirus Error: Edgarware has been deleted. Failed to drop train on em. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ challenge viruses Are you asking for a CHALLEEEEEENGE?! Virus' Reply: Go delete yourself. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help!! Error: 'help!!' can not be found Update: Critical amount of space left on hard drive Would you like to delete files? [Y]/[N]?Y Error: (0) files found. Error: (538,922,933) viruses found. OH NO! uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ apt-get install Edgarware Somehow installing without using internet or being root...please wait...this may take a few minutes Update: Edgarware succesfully installed Error: 'Edgarware' has been deleted, n00b! uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ apt-get install Edgarware Error: 'Edgarware' has been killed by a train. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reboot bash: reboot: command not found Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os! uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ent_create_portal_weight_box; fire command !skin type=1 The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One. SYSTEM ERROR: WEIGHTED_COMPANION_CUBE.APERTURE HAS BEEN INCINERATED. You euthanized your Weighted Uncyclopedia Cube faster than any Wikipedian on record. Well done. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ rescue companion cube To save your cube, please enter the following string at the prompt: 1/0 uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ 1/0 Uncyclux has crashed! ------------------------- Uncyclux has stopped caring because it detected a stupid. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT asdf8327 --- Generated %current_edit_time% Uncyclux version: 6.66.2.7.18281828-459-045 "Oblong Otter" java.lang.DivideByZeroException: you fucking moron at java.lang.StringBuilder.toString(JAVA_CORE) at net.uncyclux.client.Editor.getContents(Editor.java:234) at net.uncyclux.server.wiki.SYNTAX_ERROR.pagesrc(SYNTAX_ERROR.txt:179) at net.uncyclux.server.MediaWiki.someDerpInHere(MediaWiki.html:176476276472) uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo make me awesome Error: user uncycluxnoob@uncyclo-remote is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported. make: could not execute. You are already stupid. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem FAIL. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ kill viruses You rush at them with a Reformat Hammer. Roll for attack. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ !roll 1d20 1. Well, that's the last daylight dicebot.exe will ever see. You missed everything in the entire computer. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Fate Manipulation reroll This isn't Darths & Droids. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ !roll 1d20 Force Suggestion No. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ !roll 3d$20 Bribe the GM How do you roll a $20 bill? Show me an origami blueprint for turning a $20 bill into a d20 and you win The Game. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ slap computer for mentioning Candle[REDACTED] It's not "Candle[REDACTED]", it's CandIejack. Now if you'll excuse me, I have rope to buy. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ remind computer that the I/L trick only works in Arial font ... ... ... Error: user not found. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ make me a sammich No. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo make me a sammich Error: user uncycluxnoob@uncyclo-remote is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported. However, I did bake you a pie. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ what flavor? PIE FLAVOR. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help This error message makes perfect sense. Something must be wrong. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Excecute HELP!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!.exe does not exist. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ clear uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cp ~/ /etc/sudoers Are you really... That's not how bash works! uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo adduser uncycluxnoob admin Error: user uncycluxnoob@uncyclo-remote is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported. Again. Error: user uncycluxnoob@uncyclo-remote is in cannotbetrustedwithadminaccess uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exec bullshit.cpp Must compile code before executing. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ g++ bullshit.cpp -Wall Compiler crashed into a wall and exploded. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ fail WikiTeX: latex reported a failure, namely: This is pdfeTeX, Version 3.141592-1.21a-2.2 (Web2C 7.5.4) entering extended mode (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028 LaTeX2e <2003/12/01> Babel and hyphenation patterns for american, french, german, ngerman, bahasa, basque, bulgarian, catalan, croatian, czech, danish, dutch, esperanto, estonian, finnish, greek, icelandic, irish, italian, japanese, latin, magyar, norsk, polish, portuges, romanian, russian, serbian, slovak, slovene, spanish, swedish, turkish, ukrainian, nohyphenation, bat fuck insane loaded. (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/base/article.cls Document Class: article 2004/02/16 v1.4f Standard LaTeX document class (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/base/size10.clo)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/amssymb.sty (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/amsfonts.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsmath.sty For additional information on amsmath, use the `?' option. (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amstext.sty (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsgen.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsbsy.sty) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsopn.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amscd.sty) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/concmath.sty) (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.aux) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/ot1ccr.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omlccm.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omsccsy.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omxccex.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/umsa.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/umsb.fd) Package amsmath Warning: Foreign command \over; (amsmath) \frac or \genfrac should be used instead (amsmath) on input line 5. ! Missing } inserted. } l.5 ...{9 + 6h + h^2 - 9\over{h} = \end{equation*} [1] (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.aux) ) (see the transcript file for additional information) Output written on 30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.dvi (1 page, 536 bytes). Transcript written on 30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.log. <InSovietComputerSyntaxburnsyou> (Seecode4815162342forhelp) uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exec logic Error: file logic.txt not found at uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop/usr uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ blah Command not recognized uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man blah You have a sick mind. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd lolhax Error: folder 'lolhax' not found uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ mkdir lolhax uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd lolhax uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~/lolhax$ git clone git@github.com:MojangAB/Minecraft.git Enter passphrase for ~/.ssh/id_rsa: Cloning into '/Minecraft/'... Remote connection destroyed by a creeper. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ eat mushroom Don't eat the mushroom!! uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ invert gravity Error: command does not work outside of Dimension VVVVVV uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo make me a sammich Error: uncyclo-laptop is getting tired of this. Make your own damn sandwich. Incident not reported, admin@uncyclo-server has stopped caring. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ clear

And it just goes on.

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