Stewie Griffin
“Gay.”
Stewart Gilligan Griffin, a.k.a. 'Stewie' was born to Peter Griffin (Ex-ruler of Peteoria) and his mate Lois Griffin who live in Peteoria, which consists of one house, 5 people and a dog. This is in Rhode Island, USA. Stewie has many hobbies such as: killing Lois, throwing sexy parties, killing Lois, planning taking over the earth from his secret bunker hidden in his room, killing Lois, Salsa dancing, ex-gay support groups, and when he has spare time, he attempts to kill Lois. The success of killing Lois would probably "call for a sexy party!"). He was born in may 2004 when one of Peters sperm fell out of his shorts and it managed to swim all the way across the pool to where Lois was doing under water yoga.
Current day
Today, when Stewie isn't chilling in his penthouse, he is touring the nation with Kurt Cobain and Rob Zombie. In each town he visits, the locals hold a big parade and give him presents, such as plutonium and hungry hungry hippo's.
Because of his hallaciously large cranium and hatred of Lois, many people have chosen him as a candidate for President of the World. However, Stewie is currently too busy fighting Lois pursue this job, but he'll get round to it one day.
In 2006, Stewie was given the Medal of Whup-Ass by the Congress for finding and defeating Osama bin Laden. He was offered a position in The League of Extraordinary People, but Stewie refused because he did not want to "take orders from that pussy, Al Gore." A gold statue of Stewie was erected in Afghanistan, causing Peter Griffin to comment, "Hehehehehe...erect.". Son Chris simply said "Hahaahaha, doodie.".
The Jesus theory
Among many scholars there is a theory that Stewie is, in fact, the reincarnation of Jesus, and will bring about the apocalypse on the date of his tenth birthday. This theory is based around the fact that both Stewie and Jesus have gained a cult following, and both are experts in laser technology. However, this theory is usually only mentioned after the scholars have had one of their famous "hash 'n' crack" parties. In other words this theory is probably a pile of crap.
Stewie’s projects
Stewie Griffin is the tyrannical ruler of Quahog, Rhode Island. He runs his evil empire from the local playground. His arch-rival and half-brother is Bertram, who is constantly trying to invade and occupy his territory.
As far as tyrannical dictators go, Stewie is very ambitious. His ultimate aim is to take over and enslave the population of the planet Earth. His next target is Pluto, although why he didn't go for the easier option of Mars is a mystery only Satan has solved.
Future plans & Death
Stewie was currently learning to write, since a fan of his exploits told him how bad this page is, until his death in a plane crash on September 24, 2008 in Delhi. But don't worry. Stewie will come back somehow.