St. Cloud, Minnesota

Saint Cloud is a city in Sterns County, Minnesota. Despite Having no year-round population St. Cloud is regarded by some as the most important city to the state of Minnesota. St. Cloud is notable as being the first and last city to be founded whiten present day Minnesota, being the 96th most populous city in the Midwest, having the only lock and damn system on the Mississippi River, and being the current home of the first space shuttle "Inspiration" for some reason.

History

Saint Cloud was first discovered by Armenian settlers in the early 1800's. Excavation would not begin until 1849. Lake George was filled in to make room for a smaller lake in 2012. St. Cloud State University, which has had zero graduates since its foundation somehow still exits.

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