Ragdoodle

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The ragdoodle is a small animal that looks like a flip flop. It was first discovered by Faye on December 3rd 2024 at mArquee 2 in Multiversum, Mortsel, Belgium. Since then multiple variants have been discovered.

This article is incomplete as the animal was only discovered recently

A ragdoodle in it's natural habitat

Taxonomy[edit | edit source]

  • Kingdom: Animalia
  • Phylum: Chordata
  • Class: Mammalia
  • Order: Unknown
  • Family: Ragdoolidae (unofficial)
  • Genus: Ragdoolis
  • Species: Ragdoolis multiversus

Physical Appearance[edit | edit source]

The Ragdoodle stands out primarily due to its unusual, flip-flop-like body shape. Its body is flat and broad, resembling a flip flop sandal, with a rounded toe section and straps extending from the sides, which are theorized to have evolved for a unique, yet unidentified, function. The creature's back is adorned with faint, brand-like markings, suggesting that it may have been influenced by cultural elements. These brands include patterns similar to modern footwear logos, which have intrigued researchers, though the actual cause remains a mystery.

One of the Ragdoodle’s most striking features is its large ears, which are oversized relative to its body. These ears are highly sensitive and have been theorized to play a role in the Ragdoodle's communication, possibly allowing it to sense vibrations or sounds over long distances. So far 3 variants have been discovered.

Behaviour[edit | edit source]

Ragdoodles are very passive animals that rarely move or show signs they're alive. This makes them easy prey for small predators like cats. They are herbivores and have been observed grazing on a variety of plants found in the Belgian forests. They typically move in a slow, deliberate manner, using their unique body shape to cover large areas with minimal energy expenditure.

Habitat[edit | edit source]

Ragdoodles are primarily found in the forests surrounding Mortsel, especially near the Multiversum area. This region, characterized by dense, misty woods, is known for strange occurrences, which some locals attribute to the presence of unknown wildlife species. The Ragdoodle seems to thrive in this environment, with its flat body allowing it to easily blend with the terrain and its large ears helping it avoid predators.

Discovery[edit | edit source]

The Ragdoodle was discovered in 2024 by Faye near Multiversum, a region in Mortsel, Belgium. The town of Mortsel, known for its proximity to the boundary of a local nature reserve, has been a hotspot for rare and odd wildlife sightings.

Reproduction[edit | edit source]

The Ragdoodle’s reproductive habits remain largely unknown, as researchers have yet to observe mating behavior in the wild. However, early studies suggest that Ragdoodles may lay eggs, a feature that sets them apart from most mammals. These eggs are small and leathery, with markings that resemble the brand patterns seen on the creature’s back. Further research is ongoing to better understand the Ragdoodle’s life cycle.