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“I had nothing to do with this.”

~ Alfred Nobel on Dynamite.

- but if they aren't and are good otherwise, no problem.


Add your quotes here, below that line there. Down there.

“I feel the same way.”

“My body is not ready for that.”

Science is for fags.”

“No. That's someone else.”

“I had nothing to do with this”

~ Alfred Nobel on the national job crisis.


“Don't eat random metals.”