Pope is Antichrist

THAT'S RIGHT! The Pope is the Antichrist and the Catholic Church is the Ring of Satan! But we, here at Jim-bob's Private Church Mega Church-Mansion McChurch Millionaire's Church of Christ's Jesus and Paul Church, will expose them in all their...I don't know...falseness? But before we must do that, we must ask ourselves a question: why is the Catholic Church false? Well it's very simple.

Through the Church Fathers, who defiled Christ's Simple and True™ message of "have vague faith and be saved, I guess," and Constantine, Patron Saint of Satan, corrupted it and used the Catholic Church as a tool to attack Pastor Bob and his loyal KJV followers into extinction, but thanks to Martin Luther, who discovered the original™ Private Church Mega Church-Mansion McChurch Millionaire's Church of Christ's Jesus and Paul Church™, and the red-letter KJV edition, he orchestrated over a centuries worth a war and many millions dead, but hey, at least the True Church That Christ Founded™ survived. But the Catholics, in their idolatry, claim that you need WORKs and SALVATION to be SAVED! I know its scary.

Why the Catholic Church will Doom people to hell

1. It's John the Baptist, not John the Catholic

Many Catholics (and by many, I mean the local lapsed Catholics who believes in a mix of new-age crap and Mexican folk Catholicism) cite John the Baptist as the First Pope. There is just one problem: its John the Baptist, not the Catholic. This proves that God favors the Baptists.