Mr. Winkler is pansexual

Mr. Winkler is a pansexual. He is also the worst english literature professor I have ever had, one may even say that he sucks. He gave me a failing grade because I didn't write some literary criticism on some book by a gay author. He did this even though the failure to do so wasn't my fault. I do not like him. In fact, nobody in the class does: they consider him, in their own words, "Homosexual, moronic, hideous, developmentally challenged and obese". I wish he would be fired from his tenure-track position at the university and sent to some faraway community college or somewhere where the average person is like him. He is a hipster. He is the worst person I have ever met. I find him very bad to deal with, to the point that I wish illness upon him so that class can be canceled.