Module:Madlibs/data/noun consonants

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return {
"20-hit combo",
"babboon butt",
"baby",
"bachelor",
"balloon",
"ballroom",
"bamboo",
"ban",
"banana",
"banana penguin",
"band",
"bank robbery",
"banned banana",
"barn",
"baseball bat",
"bass guitar",
"bat",
"bathing ape",
"bathing suit",
"bathtub",
"bazooka",
"beach ball",
"beagle",
"beans",
"bear",
"belfry",
"belt",
"bestiality",
"bevel",
"big top",
"bikini",
"bildungsroman",
"bimbo",
"bingo",
"bishop",
"bistro",
"blah",
"blahaj",
"blanket",
"blasphemy",
"blender",
"blimp",
"block",
"block evading sockpuppet",
"blocked user",
"blocking policy",
"blow-up doll",
"bluejay",
"boar",
"boardwalk",
"boat",
"bollocks",
"bomb",
"booby",
"book",
"bottle",
"bowling ball",
"brand",
"bread knife",
"brick",
"brick wall",
"brickbat",
"bridge",
"brisket",
"broadsword",
"broom",
"buddy",
"buffalo",
"Buick",
"bum",
"bumbleberry jam",
"bunny",
"businessman",
"button",
"cabinet",
"cable",
"cadaver",
"Cadillac",
"cake",
"calculator",
"camera",
"can opener",
"cancer",
"candlestick",
"candy",
"card game",
"cardboard box",
"carriage",
"cartilage",
"cartoon",
"cartridge",
"castle",
"cat",
"caterer",
"cauldron",
"CD",
"cellphone",
"cellulite",
"centrifuge",
"cheese",
"cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal",
"chessboard",
"cheval-de-frise",
"Chevrolet",
"chiffon",
"chisel",
"chorus",
"chromosome",
"Chuck Norris impersonator",
"chump",
"cigarette",
"cinderblock",
"claptrap",
"classified document",
"clavichord",
"clavicle",
"clever trick",
"cliff",
"clitoris",
"clock",
"cob",
"cocaine",
"cockgoblin",
"cockroach",
"cod",
"codpiece",
"codswallop",
"coffee",
"comma",
"communist",
"computer",
"conspiracy",
"contraband",
"contradiction",
"cookie cutter",
"copyist",
"copypasta",
"corndog",
"couch",
"couch potato",
"council of national reconstruction",
"corset",
"cow",
"cowbell",
"crab cake",
"critter",
"crocodile",
"crusher",
"crystal",
"cubicle",
"cucumber",
"cuddly toy",
"curry",
"custard",
"cutlass",
"cutting board",
"Daewoo",
"daffodil",
"daydream",
"dead flounder",
"death",
"death plane",
"dephlogisticated air",
"deity of personal preference",
"deleted page",
"Democrat",
"devaporiser",
"deviant",
"diamond",
"dictator",
"diesel engine",
"diet coke",
"diet mouthwash",
"diet pill",
"diode",
"dime",
"disaster",
"dishrag",
"dishwasher",
"DJ",
"document",
"dog",
"dog house",
"dogma",
"dollhouse",
"dolly",
"dominatrix",
"domino",
"dongle",
"Doppelgänger",
"dot",
"drain cleaner",
"driptray",
"duck",
"Dunmer",
"DVD",
"dyslexia",
"dystopia",
"facepalm",
"faceplant",
"factoid",
"factory",
"fantasy",
"fat",
"fealty",
"featherbed",
"feces",
"feng shui",
"fiasco",
"fib",
"fiddle",
"fire hydrant",
"fish",
"fissile uranium",
"fistula",
"flagella",
"flan",
"flap",
"flatulence",
"flightdeck",
"fluff and stuff",
"fluorescent light",
"fnord",
"fnurdle",
"foible",
"Ford Pinto",
"forest",
"fork",
"fountain",
"freedom fighter",
"fritter",
"frying pan",
"funeral",
"Furby",
"furnace",
"furry",
"galleon",
"Game Boy",
"gamelan",
"garbage bin",
"gasoline",
"gas tank",
"Gatsby",
"Geiger counter",
"gelato",
"General Tso's kitten",
"geometric elephant",
"giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone",
"glacier",
"glass orb",
"glucose",
"glue",
"glycerin",
"Goblin Glider",
"God",
"goose egg",
"gork",
"governor",
"graffiti",
"Green Lantern ring",
"grue",
"guacamole",
"guide to appealing blocks",
"guillotine",
"guitar",
"gun",
"guru",
"gymnasium",
"gyroscope",
"hadron",
"hailstone",
"hairball",
"hallway",
"handstand",
"harpsichord",
"helm",
"heretic",
"hero",
"hideout",
"high-powered laser rifle",
"Hitler",
"hitman",
"hobgoblin",
"holster",
"Holy Martian Empire",
"home theater system",
"homology",
"homotopy",
"Honda",
"horse",
"hose",
"hostel",
"hot dog",
"hotdog waffle",
"hotel",
"house",
"houseplant",
"hovel",
"hub cap",
"huffed kitten",
"huffed page",
"Hyakugojyuuichi!!",
"hybrid engine",
"Hyundai",
"jeans",
"jelly",
"jellybean",
"journalist",
"Juffo-Wup",
"juice",
"jungle",
"kakistocracy",
"kamikaze",
"katzenjammer",
"keyboard",
"killer whale",
"Kirby",
"kitten",
"kitten chow mein",
"kitten piccata",
"kitten pot pie",
"knickknack",
"Kodak",
"Kremling",
"kumquat",
"l33t h4x0r",
"lasagna",
"lava",
"lawnmower",
"league",
"leaking roof",
"leash",
"lemming",
"lemon",
"lens",
"lentil soup",
"leukemia",
"library",
"liger",
"lighting",
"limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi",
"lint",
"linux",
"lipmusic",
"liquid goo",
"liquidation",
"lisp",
"lithium",
"lobster",
"llama",
"lobby",
"lobster",
"lockpick",
"lollipop",
"loser",
"love",
"lowbrow",
"LSD",
"lubricant",
"lucky bastard",
"luggage",
"lumber",
"lumberjack",
"lunch",
"macaroon",
"mad axe-murderer",
"madman",
"magma",
"mammary gland",
"mandate",
"marshmallow",
"Mazda",
"meep",
"melanoma",
"memo",
"mesothelioma",
"Mexican wave",
"microcosm",
"microscope",
"microwave",
"MIDI controller",
"milk",
"milquetoast",
"minecart",
"minefield",
"Minolta",
"Mitsubishi",
"mitten",
"moccasin",
"mongoose",
"monkey",
"monoclonal antibody",
"monorail",
"monster",
"mop",
"mountain",
"mouse",
"mouth",
"muff",
"muffin",
"muffinface",
"mug",
"muskrat",
"mycobacterium",
"neck",
"needle",
"neurotoxin",
"neverland",
"newspaper",
"nexus",
"ninja",
"Nintendo",
"nitrogen",
"nob",
"noseblower",
"nostalgia",
"nostril",
"noun",
"nuclear reactor",
"nuke",
"number",
"nystagmus",
"Pac-Man",
"padlock",
"paedophile",
"pantleg",
"paper",
"paperclip",
"pastry",
"paycheck",
"peach",
"peacock",
"peanut",
"pea soup",
"peat moss",
"pedophile",
"pen",
"pencil",
"penis",
"period",
"person",
"person with a shotgun",
"pervert",
"petroglyph",
"philanthropist",
"philosopher",
"pie",
"pile of crap",
"pile of flaming horse feces",
"pill",
"pillow",
"piñata",
"pine cone",
"PINGA",
"pizzle",
"plague",
"plasma cannon",
"plastic",
"plate",
"PlayStation",
"Pokémon",
"politician",
"polyethylene",
"Pontiac",
"poodle",
"pool",
"pool ball",
"pool table",
"pork chop",
"possibility",
"potato",
"potato masher",
"president-for-life",
"prostate",
"prostitute",
"puffery",
"pumpkin",
"Pyrex",
"queen",
"queen bee",
"queer",
"question mark",
"quetzal",
"quickloader",
"quote",
"rabbit",
"raccoon",
"racket",
"raid",
"railing",
"rain meter",
"rainbow",
"rainbow-powered windmill",
"rake",
"ramen noodle",
"rape",
"read-only memory",
"redwood",
"reindeer",
"REM",
"reverse osmosis",
"Republican",
"respiratory system",
"ribaldry",
"ricer",
"Rick James",
"rickroll",
"riddle",
"riffraff",
"rifle",
"ripple",
"riverbank",
"road",
"rock",
"rocket",
"rollerblade",
"rope",
"round house",
"roundhouse kick",
"rubber duck",
"rucksack",
"sacrifice",
"salad fork",
"sarcoma",
"sarcophagus",
"sceptre",
"scroll",
"sea bass",
"search engine",
"serial blanker",
"server",
"sesame seed oil",
"silly",
"shank",
"shark",
"sheep",
"shonk",
"showdown",
"skyscraper",
"skull",
"slightly-below-average man",
"smelly pair of socks",
"snake",
"snowflake",
"sock",
"sockpuppet",
"sockpuppet of an unregistered user",
"sockpuppeteer",
"Soliton radar",
"sonk",
"soundboard",
"space",
"sparkle sprayer",
"Sparta",
"speaker",
"spermicide",
"spoon",
"spork",
"squibble",
"squid",
"stampede",
"stamp",
"stapler",
"star",
"station wagon",
"statue",
"steak dinner",
"steak knife",
"stick",
"stool sample",
"stormcloud",
"story-eater",
"street sign",
"stripper",
"Subaru",
"sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack",
"suicidal lemming",
"suicide bomber",
"sun",
"Suzuki",
"sweet and sour chicken",
"swimming pool",
"swimsuit",
"Swiss cheese",
"sysadmin",
"sysop",
"Taahgaarxian",
"tadpole",
"tank",
"Tanner Thompson",
"teabag",
"telephone",
"television",
"tempest",
"template",
"temple",
"ten-foot pole",
"tennis racket",
"terracotta",
"terrorist",
"<s>terrorist</s> FREEDOM FIGHTER",
"Texas toast",
"thong",
"thumbtack",
"tire",
"tit",
"titty",
"toaster",
"toboggan",
"tofu",
"tomato",
"tong",
"tooth",
"toothpick",
"Toyota",
"tractor",
"treehouse",
"treetop",
"truffle",
"t-shirt",
"tube",
"Turing machine",
"turkey sandwich",
"tuxedo",
"tyrant",
"vandal",
"vandalism",
"VCR",
"vector field",
"verb",
"vertigo",
"virus",
"Volkswagen",
"Volvo",
"vomit",
"vortex",
"vulva",
"waffle",
"wall",
"warning",
"warning template",
"waterfall",
"watermelon",
"Weltschmerz",
"whereabouts",
"whip",
"Wii",
"wiki",
"Wikipedian",
"xanthochroi",
"Xbox",
"xenomorph",
"xylem",
"xylophone",
"yellow submarine",
"YouTube Poop",
"zebra",
"Zelda",
"zipper",
"zombie",
"zombiebaron",
"zoot suit",
"Zork",
"zyborg",
"zygote"
}