Module:Madlibs/data/noun

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-- ============================================================
-- Module:Madlibs/data/nouns
--
-- This is the word list used by the Madlibs module.
-- You can add new words here. Follow these rules carefully:
--
-- 1. Type your word inside double quotes: "apple"
-- 2. Add a comma after the word unless it is the last one.
-- 3. Do NOT add templates ({{…}}), HTML (<div>…), images, or animations on this page.
-- 4. Spaces in words are fine: "red apple"
-- 5. If a word contains a quote, use a backslash to escape it: "the \"big\" apple"
--
-- Example:
-- "apple",
-- "banana",
-- "carrot"  <-- last item, no comma
--
-- ============================================================

return {
	"20-hit combo",
	"abba",
	"able-bodied spiderman gimp train",
	"ad",
	"adjective",
	"administrator",
	"adverb",
	"advert",
	"aerodynamics",
	"aeroplane",
	"age",
	"air",
	"air conditioner",
	"airplane",
	"alcohol",
	"alfalfa",
	"algorithm",
	"alligator",
	"alpaca sandwich",
	"ampere",
	"amplifier",
	"amv",
	"anchovies",
	"angel",
	"anger",
	"animal",
	"answer",
	"antibacterial",
	"antibody",
	"antidisestablishmentarianist",
	"anvil",
	"anything",
	"ape",
	"apple",
	"apple juice",
	"apple sauce",
	"applesauce",
	"arc welder",
	"arcade",
	"arccosine",
	"archangel",
	"arcsine",
	"arctangent",
	"armpit hair",
	"arthritis",
	"article",
	"asparagus",
	"Aspergers",
	"attack page",
	"attorney",
	"Audi",
	"autobiography",
	"automobile",
	"automatic translator",
	"aviator",
	"ax murderer",
	"babboon butt",
	"baby",
	"bachelor",
	"balloon",
	"ballroom",
	"bamboo",
	"ban",
	"banana",
	"banana penguin",
	"band",
	"bank robbery",
	"banned banana",
	"barn",
	"baseball bat",
	"bass guitar",
	"bat",
	"bathing ape",
	"bathing suit",
	"bathtub",
	"bazooka",
	"beach ball",
	"beagle",
	"beans",
	"bear",
	"belfry",
	"belt",
	"bestiality",
	"bevel",
	"big top",
	"bikini",
	"bildungsroman",
	"bimbo",
	"bingo",
	"bishop",
	"bistro",
	"blah",
	"blanket",
	"blasphemy",
	"blender",
	"blimp",
	"block",
	"block evading sockpuppet",
	"blocked user",
	"blocking policy",
	"blow-up doll",
	"bluejay",
	"boar",
	"boardwalk",
	"boat",
	"bollocks",
	"bomb",
	"booby",
	"book",
	"boo-ook",
	"bottle",
	"bowling ball",
	"brand",
	"bread knife",
	"brick",
	"brick wall",
	"brickbat",
	"bridge",
	"brisket",
	"broadsword",
	"broom",
	"buddy",
	"buffalo",
	"Buick",
	"bum",
	"bumbleberry jam",
	"bunny",
	"businessman",
	"button",
	"cabinet",
	"cable",
	"cadaver",
	"Cadillac",
	"cake",
	"calculator",
	"camera",
	"can opener",
	"cancer",
	"candlestick",
	"candy",
	"card game",
	"cardboard box",
	"carriage",
	"cartilage",
	"cartoon",
	"cartridge",
	"castle",
	"cat",
	"caterer",
	"cauldron",
	"CD",
	"cellphone",
	"cellulite",
	"centrifuge",
	"cheese",
	"cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal",
	"chessboard",
	"cheval-de-frise",
	"Chevrolet",
	"chiffon",
	"chisel",
	"chorus",
	"chromosome",
	"Chuck Norris impersonator",
	"chump",
	"cigarette",
	"cinderblock",
	"claptrap",
	"classified document",
	"clavichord",
	"clavicle",
	"clever trick",
	"cliff",
	"clitoris",
	"clock",
	"cob",
	"cockgoblin",
	"cockroach",
	"cod",
	"codpiece",
	"codswallop",
	"coffee",
	"comma",
	"communist",
	"computer",
	"conspiracy",
	"contraband",
	"contradiction",
	"cookie cutter",
	"copyist",
	"copypasta",
	"corndog",
	"couch",
	"couch potato",
	"council of national reconstruction",
	"corset",
	"cow",
	"cowbell",
	"cowboy",
	"crab cake",
	"cream-filled donut",
	"critter",
	"crocodile",
	"crusher",
	"crystal",
	"cubicle",
	"cucumber",
	"cuddly toy",
	"curry",
	"custard",
	"cutlass",
	"cutting board",
	"Daewoo",
	"daffodil",
	"danish",
	"daydream",
	"dead flounder",
	"death",
	"death plane",
	"deity of personal preference",
	"deleted page",
	"Democrat",
	"devaporiser",
	"deviant",
	"diamond",
	"dictator",
	"diesel engine",
	"diet coke",
	"diet mouthwash",
	"diet pill",
	"diode",
	"dime",
	"disaster",
	"dishrag",
	"dishwasher",
	"DJ",
	"document",
	"dog",
	"dog house",
	"dogma",
	"dollhouse",
	"dolly",
	"dominatrix",
	"domino",
	"dongle",
	"Doppelgänger",
	"dot",
	"drain cleaner",
	"driptray",
	"duck",
	"Dunmer",
	"DVD",
	"dyslexia",
	"dystopia",
	"earlobe",
	"ectoplasm",
	"eeble",
	"eel",
	"egg",
	"electric toothbrush",
	"electrified mocha chinchilla",
	"electron",
	"elephant",
	"elf",
	"encyclopedia",
	"engraving",
	"entropy",
	"equestrian",
	"escape pod",
	"espresso",
	"etch-a-sketch",
	"etching",
	"Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society",
	"evil secret Canadian mind-control device",
	"excrement",
	"exhaust pipe",
	"exit sign",
	"extension cord",
	"eye infection",
	"facepalm",
	"faceplant",
	"factoid",
	"factory",
	"fanfic",
	"fantasy",
	"fat",
	"fealty",
	"featherbed",
	"feces",
	"feng shui",
	"fiasco",
	"fib",
	"fiddle",
	"fire hydrant",
	"fish",
	"fissile uranium",
	"fistula",
	"flagella",
	"flan",
	"flap",
	"flatulence",
	"flightdeck",
	"fluff and stuff",
	"fluorescent light",
	"fnord",
	"fnurdle",
	"foible",
	"Ford Pinto",
	"forest",
	"fork",
	"fountain",
	"freedom fighter",
	"fritter",
	"frying pan",
	"funeral",
	"Furby",
	"furnace",
	"furry",
	"galleon",
	"Game Boy",
	"gamelan",
	"garbage bin",
	"gasoline",
	"gas tank",
	"Gatsby",
	"Geiger counter",
	"gelato",
	"General Tso's kitten",
	"geometric elephant",
	"giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone",
	"giraffe",
	"glass orb",
	"glucose",
	"glue",
	"glycerin",
	"Goblin Glider",
	"God",
	"goose egg",
	"gork",
	"governor",
	"graffiti",
	"Green Lantern ring",
	"grue",
	"guacamole",
	"guide to appealing blocks",
	"guillotine",
	"guitar",
	"gun",
	"guru",
	"gymnasium",
	"gyroscope",
	"hadron",
	"hailstone",
	"hairball",
	"hallway",
	"handstand",
	"harpsichord",
	"helm",
	"heretic",
	"hero",
	"hideout",
	"high-powered laser rifle",
	"Hitler",
	"hitman",
	"hobgoblin",
	"holster",
	"Holy Martian Empire",
	"home theater system",
	"homology",
	"homotopy",
	"Honda",
	"horse",
	"hose",
	"hostel",
	"hot dog",
	"hotdog waffle",
	"hotel",
	"house",
	"houseplant",
	"hovel",
	"hub cap",
	"huffed kitten",
	"huffed page",
	"Hyakugojyuuichi!!",
	"hybrid engine",
	"Hyundai",
	"ice skate",
	"icicle",
	"idiot",
	"igloo",
	"igneous protrusion",
	"imitation fake vomit",
	"impetus",
	"indefinite block",
	"infinity",
	"insanity",
	"iPod",
	"jeans",
	"jelly",
	"jellybean",
	"journalist",
	"Juffo-Wup",
	"juice",
	"jungle",
	"kakistocracy",
	"kamikaze",
	"katzenjammer",
	"keyboard",
	"killer whale",
	"Kirby",
	"kitten",
	"kitten chow mein",
	"kitten piccata",
	"kitten pot pie",
	"knickknack",
	"Kodak",
	"Kremling",
	"kumquat",
	"l33t h4x0r",
	"lasagna",
	"lava",
	"lawnmower",
	"league",
	"leaking roof",
	"leash",
	"lemming",
	"lemon",
	"lens",
	"lentil soup",
	"leukemia",
	"library",
	"liger",
	"lighting",
	"limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi",
	"lint",
	"linux",
	"lipmusic",
	"liquid goo",
	"liquidation",
	"lisp",
	"lithium",
	"lobster",
	"llama",
	"lobby",
	"lobster",
	"lockpick",
	"lollipop",
	"loser",
	"love",
	"lowbrow",
	"LSD",
	"lubricant",
	"lucky bastard",
	"luggage",
	"lumber",
	"lumberjack",
	"lunch",
	"macaroon",
	"mad axe-murderer",
	"madman",
	"magma",
	"mammary gland",
	"mandate",
	"marshmallow",
	"Mazda",
	"meep",
	"melanoma",
	"memo",
	"mesothelioma",
	"Mexican wave",
	"microcosm",
	"microscope",
	"microwave",
	"MIDI controller",
	"milk",
	"mouse",
	"mongoose",
	"milquetoast",
	"minecart",
	"minefield",
	"Minolta",
	"Mitsubishi",
	"mitten",
	"moccasin",
	"mongoose",
	"monkey",
	"monoclonal antibody",
	"monorail",
	"monster",
	"mop",
	"mountain",
	"mouse",
	"mouth",
	"muff",
	"muffin",
	"muffinface",
	"mug",
	"muskrat",
	"mycobacterium",
	"neck",
	"needle",
	"neurotoxin",
	"neverland",
	"newspaper",
	"nexus",
	"ninja",
	"Nintendo",
	"nitrogen",
	"nob",
	"noseblower",
	"nostalgia",
	"nostril",
	"noun",
	"nuclear reactor",
	"nuke",
	"number",
	"nystagmus",
	"ocean",
	"octohedron",
	"octopus",
	"oddball",
	"oil",
	"oil spill",
	"okra",
	"Oldsmobile",
	"Olula",
	"ooze",
	"operating system",
	"operating theater",
	"option",
	"orc",
	"osmosis",
	"osteoporosis",
	"ostrich egg",
	"ovary",
	"oven",
	"ox",
	"oxygen",
	"Pac-Man",
	"padlock",
	"paedophile",
	"pantleg",
	"paper",
	"paperclip",
	"pastry",
	"paycheck",
	"peach",
	"peacock",
	"peanut",
	"pea soup",
	"pear",
	"peat moss",
	"pedophile",
	"pen",
	"pencil",
	"penis",
	"period",
	"person",
	"person with a shotgun",
	"pervert",
	"petroglyph",
	"philanthropist",
	"philosopher",
	"pie",
	"pile of crap",
	"pile of flaming horse feces",
	"pill",
	"pillow",
	"piñata",
	"pine cone",
	"PINGA",
	"pizzle",
	"plague",
	"plasma cannon",
	"plastic",
	"plate",
	"PlayStation",
	"Pokémon",
	"politician",
	"polyethylene",
	"Pontiac",
	"poodle",
	"pool",
	"pool ball",
	"pool table",
	"pork chop",
	"possibility",
	"potato",
	"potato masher",
	"praline",
	"president-for-life",
	"prostate",
	"prostitute",
	"puffery",
	"pumpkin",
	"Pyrex",
	"queen",
	"queen bee",
	"queer",
	"question mark",
	"quetzal",
	"quickloader",
	"quote",
	"rabbit",
	"raccoon",
	"racket",
	"raid",
	"railing",
	"rain meter",
	"rainbow",
	"rainbow-powered windmill",
	"rake",
	"ramen noodle",
	"random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack",
	"random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets",
	"rape",
	"read-only memory",
	"redwood",
	"reindeer",
	"REM",
	"reverse osmosis",
	"Republican",
	"respiratory system",
	"rhythm",
	"ribaldry",
	"ricer",
	"Rick James",
	"rickroll",
	"riddle",
	"riffraff",
	"rifle",
	"ripple",
	"riverbank",
	"road",
	"rock",
	"rocket",
	"rollerblade",
	"rope",
	"round house",
	"roundhouse kick",
	"rubber duck",
	"rucksack",
	"sacrifice",
	"salad fork",
	"sarcoma",
	"sarcophagus",
	"sceptre",
	"scroll",
	"sea bass",
	"search engine",
	"serial blanker",
	"server",
	"sesame seed oil",
	"shank",
	"shark",
	"sheep",
	"showdown",
	"skyscraper",
	"skull",
	"slightly-below-average man",
	"smelly pair of socks",
	"snake",
	"snowflake",
	"sock",
	"sockpuppet",
	"sockpuppet of an unregistered user",
	"sockpuppeteer",
	"Soliton radar",
	"sonk",
	"soundboard",
	"space",
	"sparkle sprayer",
	"Sparta",
	"speaker",
	"spermicide",
	"spoon",
	"spork",
	"squibble",
	"squid",
	"stampede",
	"stamp",
	"stapler",
	"star",
	"station wagon",
	"statue",
	"steak dinner",
	"steak knife",
	"stick",
	"stool sample",
	"stormcloud",
	"street sign",
	"stripper",
	"Subaru",
	"sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack",
	"suicidal lemming",
	"suicide bomber",
	"sun",
	"Suzuki",
	"sweet and sour chicken",
	"swimming pool",
	"swimsuit",
	"Swiss cheese",
	"sysadmin",
	"sysop",
	"Taahgaarxian",
	"tadpole",
	"tank",
	"Tanner Thompson",
	"teabag",
	"telephone",
	"television",
	"tempest",
	"template",
	"temple",
	"ten-foot pole",
	"tennis racket",
	"terracotta",
	"terrorist",
	"<s>terrorist</s> FREEDOM FIGHTER",
	"Texas toast",
	"thong",
	"thumbtack",
	"tire",
	"tit",
	"titty",
	"toaster",
	"toboggan",
	"tofu",
	"tomato",
	"tong",
	"tooth",
	"toothpick",
	"Toyota",
	"tractor",
	"treehouse",
	"treetop",
	"truffle",
	"t-shirt",
	"tube",
	"Turing machine",
	"turkey sandwich",
	"turtle",
	"tuxedo",
	"tyrant",
	"US Navy aircraft carrier",
	"US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet",
	"Utility Muffin Research Kitchen",
	"Uncyclopedian",
	"vandal",
	"vandalism",
	"VCR",
	"vector field",
	"verb",
	"vertigo",
	"virus",
	"Volkswagen",
	"Volvo",
	"vomit",
	"vortex",
	"vulva",
	"waffle",
	"wall",
	"warning",
	"warning template",
	"waterfall",
	"watermelon",
	"website",
	"Weltschmerz",
	"whereabouts",
	"whip",
	"Wii",
	"wiki",
	"Wikipedian",
	"xanthochroi",
	"Xbox",
	"xenomorph",
	"xylem",
	"xylophone",
	"yellow submarine",
	"YouTube Poop",
	"zebra",
	"Zelda",
	"zipper",
	"zombie",
	"zombiebaron",
	"zoot suit",
	"Zork",
	"zyborg",
	"zygote"
}