Module:Madlibs/data/killed

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-- used either in a present perfect passive tense (e.g., "You have been killed.")
-- or in the past passive tense ("They were killed.")
return {
"20-hit combo'd",
"999'd in the upside-down world",
"AAAAAA AA [[AAAAAAAAA!]]",
"abducted",
"Aeroblasted",
"ambushed by {{number|1}} n00bs",
"annihilated",
"[[A Splode|ASPLODE]]'d",
"assassinated",
"Avada Kedavra'd",
"axed",
"BALEETED",
"Bankrupted",
"[[Talk:Euroipods|banned for 24 days]]",
"[[banned from the internet]]",
"beef jerkified",
"[[USER:BENSON|BENSONATED]]",
"[[Blue Screen of Death]]'d",
"Blue Shell'd",
"Bob-omb'd",
"bombed",
"bombed by terrorists",
"bombed out",
"[[Robocop|bought for a dollar]]",
"buried alive",
"buried in homework",
"burninated",
"cancelled",
"Candy Crushed ™",
"capped",
"catapulted away",
"caught by an ant-lion",
"caught in a landslide",
"caught in a temporal paradox",
"caught in a tidal wave",
"caught stepping on the red zone",
"chainsaw'd",
"chased by {{number|1}} pedestrians",
"cheated on",
"checkmated",
"compressed into a single point",
"condemned",
"converted to Scientology",
"covered in tar and feathers",
"crapped on",
"crucified",
"crushed by a piano dropped from a {{number|1}}-story building",
"crushed by [candy]",
"crushed by [Santa]",
"crushed by Tetrominoes",
"crushed into a cube",
"curbstomped",
"de1337ed",
"Death Note'd",
"death trapped by JigSaw",
"decapitated",
"decimated",
"deep-fried",
"defeated",
"dehydrated",
"deleted",
"deported",
"derailed",
"detonated",
"devoured by crocodiles",
"dipped in acid",
"disassembled",
"disembowelled",
"disenchanted",
"disintegrated",
"dissected",
"downvoted",
"drawn and quartered",
"dropped down an empty elevator shaft",
"drownded",
"[[Zork|eaten by a]] [[Grue]]",
"eaten by {{Monster|1}}",
"eaten by {{number}} gators",
"electric chair'd",
"electrocuted by {{number|1}} Grues",
"eliminated",
"End Task'd",
"eradicated",
"erased",
"evicted",
"eviscerated",
"excluded from the future",
"executed by snu-snu",
"exiled to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]",
"exterminated",
"extinguished",
"Eye Beam'd",
"farted on for {{number|1}} centuries",
"feasted on [[Thanksgiving]]",
"Final Smash'd",
"finished",
"fired",
"fired by your boss",
"fired by [[Donald Trump|The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump]]",
"flamed",
"Flamethrower'd",
"flattened by a falling piano",
"flushed down, down, down",
"forced to clear a minefield with a mallet",
"[[Fisher Price|forced to eat shit]]",
"[[Lost (TV series)|forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason]]",
"forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying \"I HATE NIGGERS!\"",
"found out",
"fragged",
"framed",
"fucked",
"[[Steve Ballmer|Fucking Killed™]]",
"Game Over'd",
"Green Shell'd",
"given a sex change",
"given drain bamage",
"given the toxic marshmallow",
"[[Goatse]]'d",
"granted 72 virgins by Allah",
"gutted",
"h4xx0rd",
"Hadouken'd",
"hanged",
"hexed",
"hit by a car",
"hit by a Care Bear Stare",
"hit by a wrecking ball",
"[[Cricket|hit for 6]]",
"hung, drawn and quartered by [[Grue]]s",
"huffed",
"Ice Beamed",
"imploded",
"incinerated",
"infected with a computer virus",
"infiniban'd",
"kicked in the nuts",
"kicked to the curb",
"kicked into next week",
"killed by your own Green Shell",
"killed half-to-death twice",
"killed in the sixth book",
"Killer card'ed",
"KO'd",
"laid to rest",
"left behind while the world was ending",
"lightning bolted",
"lightsaber'd",
"locked in the basement",
"locked in the cyanide <small>and happiness</small> room",
"lol'd",
"made into a strange Internet fad",
"mowed",
"moved to the bottom of the food chain",
"Nerf'd",
"ninja'd",
"nuked",
"obliterated",
"outsmarted by a 5th grader",
"outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed",
"overthrown",
"owned",
"painted black",
"petrified",
"pissed on",
"planarly isolated",
"poisoned",
"poned by a bade speeler",
"popped",
"possessed",
"pushed off the Empire State Building",
"put in the [[dishwasher]]",
"put in the dryer",
"pwnt",
"pwnt to death",
"[[QVFD]]'d",
"Raigeki'd",
"raped and killed",
"recycled",
"Red Shell'd",
"regurgitated",
"removed from the game",
"retired",
"reverted",
"Rick Roll'd",
"roundhouse kicked by [[Chuck Norris]]",
"sacrificed by the [[Aztec]]s",
"scammed",
"screwed",
"shanked",
"sent packing",
"sent to detention",
"sent to Pluto",
"sent to sleep with the fishes",
"sent to the Day of Lavos",
"sent to [[YANKEES SUCK!|Yankee jail]]",
"set to hang with Saddam Hussein",
"shipped to Mars",
"SHOT",
"'''shot'''... by cancer",
"skewer'd",
"sliced by a falling icicle",
"slow-cooked in 100-degree weather",
"smothered",
"SNAFU'd",
"sniped",
"soaked in gasoline and set on fire",
"SolarBeamed",
"sold for scrap metal",
"spammed",
"splattered all over the windshield",
"sprayed with pesticides",
"squashed by a {{number|1}} ton block of lead",
"stomped",
"stoned",
"strangled by [[Homer Simpson|Homer]]",
"stung by mosquitoes",
"sued by [[Viacom]]",
"suffocated",
"suffocated in your farts",
"Surfed",
"swallowed by [[Kirby]]",
"sworded",
"tackled",
"tarred and feathered",
"tasered for {{number|1}} minutes straight",
"[[Terminator|terminated]]",
"thrown into the fire pit",
"thrown off a cliff",
"thwacked over the head with a broom",
"thwomped",
"timeshifted to Sept. 31",
"told to sit in the corner of a round room",
"torch'd",
"torn apart",
"[[Tae Pwn Do|totally freakin' pwn'd]]",
"touched by Michael Jackson",
"touched with a ten-foot pole",
"trapped without food or drink",
"transfigured",
"transmogrified into a worm",
"transwikied",
"trapped under a glass dome",
"tried as a witch",
"turned off",
"turned into a brony",
"turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better)",
"uninvited to the party",
"unresurrected",
"[[User:The Woodburninator|WOODBURNINATED]]",
"vandalized",
"VFD'd",
"vindicated",
"vomited up by a [[grue]], then eaten again",
"voted off the island",
"votekicked",
"wasted by a big green semi truck",
"written into a follow-up article to [[Cancer porn]] and ''[[Zombie Bukkake]]''",
"yoinked",
"[[My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection|Yu-Gi-Oh-inised]]",
"zapped by infrared radiation",
"ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd",
"Zidane'd",
"rickroll'd",
"ZONKED",
}