LBC

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“I remember when Iain Dale beat me the fuck up.”

~ A Manchester pensioner on LBC

“I love Lesbian Bi Community!”

~ Oscar Wilde on LBC

LBC is a British politically unaffiliated radio station headquartered in someone else's building. It was first aired in 1973, and lasted for 20 years until being de-aired on my brother's -26th birthday/September 3rd 1993. It was reaired at some point and is now hosted by idiots.

Hosts[edit | edit source]

Here are a couple current and former LBC hosts.

Iain Dale[edit | edit source]

Gay, Conservative, beats up pensioners and is a fan of David Davis.

Nigel Farage[edit | edit source]

Former leader of UKIP, and former call-in show host. He got pranked by the comedian Joe Lycett.

Nick Ferrari[edit | edit source]

NYOOOOOOOOM!

David Lammy[edit | edit source]

David Lindon "Diversity Quota" Lammy is Member of Parliament for Tottenham, poor sod. He is a very nice man. They shouldn't call him Diversity Quota.

James O'Brien[edit | edit source]

Twat.

Maajid Nawaz[edit | edit source]

Shouty man. Got imprisoned in Egypt for his association with Hizb-ut-Tahrir. Fucking centrist.

Eddie Mair[edit | edit source]

Fat fucking Scotsman. Left the BBC with "no fuss or faff".