User:Lord Drash/Kitty King
The Kitty King is King of all the Kitties. Duh. He wields the awesome power of cats and uses such attacks as "Flaming Hairball" and "Glare of Indifference" to defeat foes like do-gooding heroes and the Puppy Prince, to name two. He has challenged such powerhouses like Mario and Chuck Norris to massive unarmed hand-to-hand combat...with knives. The impossibility of the combat caused the world to be sucked into an eternal hell dimension where cheese flew and people were subjected to the service of cats. Which, actually is very similar to where we are now.
He also has no powers over cats, since no-one has even heard of him.