HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained

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Some moron once said that, "beauty will save the world." Whoever he is, you can keep him entertained with this useful step-by-step guide!

Do you want to...

  • Keep your wife and/or husband occupied while you're out and about?
  • Keep your children and other people's children from shitting on the carpet?

Now you can, with this handy guide on HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained! Keeping an idiot entertained has never been easy, especially since idiots are more fickle than a diabetic at an insulin shop! But with this handy guide, you can get anyone with a one-digit IQ occupied for hours, even days!

Click here to learn more! →

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