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| East of Morgoth
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Score: 1
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Moves: 70
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> east
You leave behind the remains of Morgoth and head east.
> look
You are inside what appears to be a dungeon due to the texture of the floor. It probably is similar to those in Dungeons & Dragons or those weird RPGs with bad spelling. The air smells oddly fresh, but a slight dash of gas is in the air. It is too dark to see.
Incidentally, that wasn't actually Morgoth you fought back there. It was just a regular old troll.
> Ya-what?!
Look, did you really think the most powerful evil being in existence would be in the basement of a house in the wilderness of South Carolina?
I didn't think you'd actually beat the troll, so I dressed its description up a bit so that you wouldn't feel so bad about your wussiness.
> Augh! You will pay for this!
That I will, my friend. That I will.
> search for exits
There is a staircase going upstairs. However, you may wish to explore the room first.
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