Galactic Roman Crusaders

The Galactic Roman Crusaders were formed after the Hurricane D.C. Administration Attack and New Huracan City Riots. The media labeled the groups as the 'Sons of Crusadia'. However, since there was no coordinated group behind the events which the media labelled as an attack, they decided to change their name to the Galactic Roman Crusaders. Using the secretly conjured Super Tuvalu database, the Galactic Roman Crusaders were able to acquire hyper-drive FTL technology, after being forcefully removed from the planet, and left the Milky Way Galaxy. They landed in the obscure Uber-Fent Atlantis galaxy, specifically on the planet of Poseidon in the Zoom System. They used low-tier-god ewoks who lived on Section 8 trees as labor, creating the Sullivan Plasma Death Ray (SPDR). Using the SPDR, they were able to conquer the rest of the Zoom System, and eventually went to the neighboring Goose System. The planet that they arrived on, Kalleb-A, was home to Ethiopian ZARA workers, who agreed to build our Omni-Greco-Roman giga-star fleet, numbering in the hundreds of millions. Using the inhabitants of Kalleb-A's Elon Musk MAGA clone pets as fuel, they began their return to the Milky Way, ready to show the citizens of the United States of Huracania the truth and the light.