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I'd like to solve the mystery of this picture and finally put all the speculation to rest. This is actually a picture of me. Yes, I am a samurai racoon. I live in Hoboken, NJ, and have for some time. Before I moved to Hoboken I lived in Seattle, but I just couldn't seem to find my place there. This particular picture was taken by a clown about 5 seconds before I beheaded him for disgracing my step son's birthday party with his presence. Some say my brain is infected by devils.