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Korn hu??[edit source]
Yea; it got a little warm in the California Baking Fields after millions of years regurgitating penguin sausage. The ground opens and out comes a monkey; Brian "Bighead: Welch, John Davis (known for sensless babbling) Dave Sylvester; and some random nut we forgot about millions of years ago. I think it may have been...well...it looked like...could be...
What on Earth???[edit source]
They apparently saw way too many kangaroos boxing in one night; drunk as crapp when they became friends after a 10 or a 2way (I don't recall which it was) that decidedly decided dicisions dicisively. After some rape and your mom...well; John Davis grabbed the crayon and screwed up the name corn with a frikin K. They were all to drunk to notice so the name stuck. KORN FOREVER!!!
all-bums[edit source]
After rigerous fails in which they all went blind; Korn had a divine time getting epic records to sign them on (and hate them like fagots) while birthing whales on Utube. The first epic fail excited them all so much they forgot to make it fail. Hence; people actually liked it (what the frick?) and now that John Davis had his own micriphone and monopoly board...millions of printed monopoly money ensured they're all to prospering drug trade for retarded automobiles. While that was certainly very enlightning; it didn't help Monkey get bananas.
in order (maybe) here is the full fail as we know it... Korn Life is preachy Follow the Weeder Don't touch this! Boy I got issues Take a look in the mirror (then look away) See your mom on the inner side I don't know and I don't care
And that's all for now folks!!! --208.39.156.118 16:38, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
