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This illusive game for the Wii can be found at your local cocaine dealer or in any columbian home that has enough money to buy a 1,000 dollar Grand theft auto somalia. Grand theft auto somalia was deveoleped in columbia for entertainment amongest children 3 to 7 years of age. But Pablo Escobar saw that lame ass americans and lame ass canadians would find Grand theft auto somalia entertaining because as every one knows Americans and Canadiens are retards. Pablo sent just 2 copys of the game into North america with his cocain ship ments before Chuck Norris shot and killed him from the moon. Grand theft auto somalia did not stop there though. The smartest type of american, the east coast common cocaine dealer, started mass production of the game, this version of the game is currently illegal because of the crack that is used as an abrasive/binder in the casing of the disk. It is well known that if you send an electric current through the disk it will evolve in to a physisaurous.

WARNING: THE PHYSISAUROUS IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH IT WILL CHOMP YOU HEAD OFF.