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Hey, I hate to break it to ya, but I was the King in my last life. Now I'm just a humble Floridian. Elvis wanted to be a slave in his next life, one of the Israelites and I did just that. And the King smoked his marijuana because he was truly a good ol boy. Yea and now I've converted into Wiccan and rastafarian beliefs. You guys probably think I belong in a hospital. The King reincarnated? Hard to beleive. Its not like anyone looked me up after I died they would of rather had the money. Mysticism a bitch but I'll probably do the Elvis gig again in Canada towards the end of the millenium. Hey, history repeats itself. Now I'm just an animal rights activist and marijuana advocate. Nate Bourque. Zephyrhills Florida. Thank you very much.