The definition of the word Chicharka

Chicharkas (pronounced chi-char-ka) are female beings close to the humanoids, they are mammals walking silently in night clubs looking to catch a carp. They are also an endangered species and are protected by laws in Russia, Albania, Bulgaria, Serbia and Macedonia. Other countries don't have enough Chicharka.

Chicharka are normally 3 types.
- EuroChicharka
- DumChicharka
- TinaChicharka

EuroChicharka's are the ones which work with nothing but euro. they hunt mainly in night times, male humanoids have trouble avoiding their webs, as they are always striving to catch the big fish / another carp.

DumChicharka's on the other hand, will work with anything but euro's. because they think the euro is fake. starting a conversation with dumchicharka is pointless as it always leads to negative answer from their side.

TinaChicharka's are still very few and un-populated species but their number is growing very fast. they are no different than EuroChicharka, however they like to work with all kinds of payment methods as well (gold, silver, cucumber, tomatoes) it is known that TinaChicharka is well feeded with cucumber's in the last years.

History

The first form of chicharka (un-developed) originated mainly from Bulgarian city called Houston.
However the very first original chicharka (mother-chicharka) have been exposed to Radiation and have mutated.
Later, she realized she needs to hear nothing else but Chalga type of music, her ears naturally developed resistance to other music therefore whenever other music like heavy metal or dance is played they immediately have a seizure.

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