I HAVE Y0UR IP ADDRE$$

GET PWNED N00B L0LZORZ
USERNAME: <insert name here>
LOCATION: The Tunnel to Nowhere, Chunk Error, Saskatchewan
IP: 4.252.99.182
N: 43.8151
SS NUMER: 697915191519182016
IPv6: f::5d6cd::ef69::fb22::d9888% 12
UPNP: Enabled
DMZ: 10.112.42.15
MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00
ISP: Ucom Unversal
DNS: 8.8.8.8
ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1
DNS SUFFIX: Dlink
WAN: 100.23.10.15
WAN TIPE: Private Nap
GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1
SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255
UDP: 8080, 80
TCP: 443
ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON
DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X
PENIS SIZE: Small
E-PENIS SIZE: Even smaller

Congratulations, you got doxxed.

We have localized your exact coordinates. That's it, you just got doxxed, idiot.

Doxxing is a fun activity and an easy way of taking criminals your enemies innocent victims of trolling anyone to justice, although most of the time, you are likely to be arrested as well. Doxxing is common on sketchy internet forums and online games where basement-dwelling, morbidly obese losers like you often hang out.

Benefits of Doxing

• Your friends will think that you're a hacker, and that's badass.
• It makes losers on the net rage.
• Pwning the n00bz is what life is all about.
• It's fucking fun. That's all.

Benefits of being Doxed

• Doxing means that the internet has finally recognized you... you're famous now! Woohoo!
• If a bunch of guys in Anonymous masks and black hoods show up to your house, chances are that you'll be able to find some new friends among them. If not... well, who cares, you can get them all arrested.
• Getting doxed will encourage you to travel the world. And everyone wants to do that, right?
• There's a good chance that you'll receive a bunch of free pizza!