Donald Trump's penis

Donald Trump has the smallest penis of any American politician. It is around 3 cm long when erect, and only 1.5 cm wide. Its primary purpose is to piss, control Trump's irrational thoughts, and to create Donald Trump's kids. It sits atop a pair of small balls. It is considered the most atrocious, most disgusting body part that Donald Trump has.

History

Why it is so small

Donald Trump has a genetic predisposition to a big penis; however, due to the abuse he suffered as a kid, the growth of his penis was stunted.

What he used it for

Before his presidency, Donald Trump used his penis to rape people. His victims would end up disgusted by the small size of his mushroom-shaped cock. He also used it on his wives, two of whom left him after they were disgusted by the way his penis felt in their vaginas.

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