Chinese mantis

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Chinese mantis
Tenodera sinensis 5 Luc Viatour.jpg
Scientific classification
KingdomAnimalia
PhylumArthropoda
ClassInsecta
OrderMantodea
FamilyMantidae (it killed them)
GenusTenodera
SpeciesTenodera sinensis

The Chinese mantis is a biological weapon used by the Chinese government against America during the Qing dynasty as revenge for America passing immigration laws that kept Chinese people from moving to America. in 1895, the Chinese government placed mantis eggs onto potted plants that would be shipped to the United States, so that they would hatch in America and like everyone from China, eat whatever animal they can get their raptorial legs onto, which is incredulously petty and stupid if you think about it. Chinese mantises usually eat insects, though they will also eat mice, snakes, frogs, lizards, small birds, and even dogs if they can access it.

Characteristics[edit | edit source]

Invasive species in America[edit | edit source]

Political positions[edit | edit source]

The secret regime of the Chinese mantis is characterized by an ideology known as "tenoderism". Their official website, which only they are able to access, states that their general agenda is to eat whatever they can get their hands on, keep murder hornets out of the US, and spy on American citizens.


Public opinion[edit | edit source]

The tenoderist regime in America has an extraordinarily high approval rating; polls have repeatedly shown approval ratings of at least 98.5%.

Resistance movement[edit | edit source]

There is a small but widespread resistance movement in America that is attempting to counter the influence of tenoderism on American ecosystems, mostly by destroying their egg cases, and in some cases, the mantises themselves. However, the movement is not supported by any government agencies or major research bodies, and is mostly run by private citizens; therefore, it struggles to gain much support. Some more extreme resistance measures have been proposed, such as mass deportation back to East Asia, but due to lack of funding, such measures have never come into fruition. Not to mention that the tenoderist regime is so secretive that its impact on the American environment is difficult to measure, so it has been debated if such measures are really necessary.