Celebrity Advice/Answer 4
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Dear Oliver,
There’s nothing worse than having your talent ignored, is there. Take my advice – turn up at work wearing a dress made from those monk fish and a necklace of carved carrots, totter about on eleven inch heels for a while and tell everyone you’re a genius. Don't worry if you can't walk on the heels properly - falling off them will probably get you noticed even more and, if you can fish a couple of spider-crabs out of the freezer for ear-rings, so much the better.
If that doesn’t get their attention, try pretending not to be a man by sticking your penis between your buttocks with duct tape and adopting a weird voice.
Worked for me!
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