Catacomb 3-D
a game were you shoot, how original
oh yeah- there ain't no guns! Its's were you do the incredible task of: Finding Keys, punching weird aliens, and absolutely nothing else.
You have to save "Grelminar" from "lich" what type of name is that? Is your best friend named after dish soap or something? Also,
for a game made in November 1991, and "Hover-tank" was made in April of 1991??? Are we Doing witch craft here? Also, now we can
discuss gameplay, Now a wide portion of "Catacomb 3-D" Not to mention that Wolfenstein 3D kicked this games existence in the arse
in May of 1992, so they made Catacomb 3-D, as a prototype? And Hovertank? This is a waste of my precious time! Butt this game is
as "good" as my Butt hole! Even Elite (1984) is rated higher! Oh wait- Why the hell are they rated the same? we may never know.
Gameplay[edit | edit source]
you have a fireball, that's it why does the cover have a gun? False ADVERTISING,
Also: Zombie bunnies, how realistic, Also: "lich" sends out: Zombie military gorillas? What?
You also, walk, how cool, in...3-D so?
Plot[edit | edit source]
Is there really a plot? kinda?
So: in a world of crazy stuff- you walk, and stuff, but yikes! You'r friend "Greminar" is captured by "Lich" seriously? That sounds like a DnD character made by a 5 year old,
so- you go in the: "catacombs" see what I did there? funny? okay i'll stop. And accordingly: blast everyone (mostly zombie gorilla's and crap) With magic hand fireball's N stuff.
That's, pretty much it
Developing[edit | edit source]
a random company called "ID" software decided: Oh, I'm gonna make a game in this fine year of 1991! and they made a truck load of Games, Every single one being 3D,
(except the original catacomb) and they had the magical idea to: Make jazz play for all of eternity. And of course: More games,
they got to work on some good 'ol 3D games
quote: "yay I'm spinning!"
That was the testing developer right before they got sea sick
some say: "what?"
Franchise[edit | edit source]
The "Catacomb" Franchise, just like anything else made by ID software, has ten thousand sequels,
Sweet JESUS there's a LOT.
Catacomb
Catacomb 3-D
Catacomb: the decent
The Catacomb abyss
Terror of the catacombs.
And so much damn more...
- It looks like a real encyclopedia article. Ya know, with words and stuff.
- It has sections, paragraphs, and maybe an image or two.
- It has links to other articles.
- It has a body to go with its soul.
