Beta-trap

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“Snap! Snap! Crack!!!”

~ Beta-trap on you

A trap (not to be confused with tarp) is a device, in which it's easier to get trapped, than escape from it. This article is the example of a trap.

What a true hunter should know, while settin' a trap[edit | edit source]

  • Don't dig a pit for anyone. Let him do it for himself.
  • Supermassive black hole is the best trap ever. But how the hell are you gonna get a victim from there?
  • If first two didn't help, you can try ’em again tomorrow. You've gotta sleep here, but are you a hunter or who?
  • If you're not a hunter, there's only one way. You're his victim.

You're still here?[edit | edit source]

That's right, 'cause you're in trap. There's no f(x)ing exit here.

Metalheads and mathematicians can read and understand even this.

Did you know? There's one link here, which is an exit. It's recursion. But it might be even worse in there.

So, what can you do, if you got trapped? Well, you can commit suicide. Unfortunately, you've got no gun. The alternative way is reading the words below:

Who can tell me, what the hell is in-
finity? And who can understand in-

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It's 'cause the author is still trapped in Beta-trap.
You might help Uncyclopedia by rescuing him.

Who tried to rescue the author[edit | edit source]

  • Anonymous-1
  • Anonymous-2