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Adipic acid (IUPAC systematic name: Acid of Death) is a weird chemical compound of the class of strange acids. It is a white crystalline powder appearing as a drug, but much more powerful than any other.


Historically, adipic acid is prepared from various human fats using oxidation. Egyptians leaders discovered their narcoleptical properties trying to make living mummies from its house slaves. During Roman Empire, Nero used adipic acid to torture innocent cristians, although there wasn´t inocents that time (the inocence was developed onl after the Trento Council).

The fame of adipic acid raised only after the works of Copernicus, Galileo, Voltaire and Oscar Wilde.