A Cat on a Laptop

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Cat using computer.jpg The author of this article is a cat. [1] [2]
Mew Mew Meow Meoeowowoeow Ow *Paw*.

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~ Cat on laptop

Minute 1

k,l. fgvb 34errrr `1q Mmmm... Warm...

Minute 2~4

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Minute 5

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Minute 6~30

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... zzz...

Minute 31

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzui sadfxcv ,nbker98 nxvccc 090oijpd09il; p9ipkop09ikpo-p[ *Yawn* A nice nap... ??? Here is something moving.

Minute 32

mkljgho9i h98vjnio jmoinb09juj I scratch!!

Minute 33

OMG!!! WTF KITTEN!!! Your laptop.

Conclusion

Do not leave your laptop on with your cat alone for more than thirty minutes.

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AND WHERE IN HELL IS MY MOUSE?! Mmm...

  1. It's not hard to type with your paws, just slow.
  2. My litterary staff (Video on YouTube) handle doors, cans, and the occasional hairball.