A Cat on a Laptop

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Cat using computer.jpg The author of this article is a cat. [1] [2]
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~ Cat on laptop

Minute 1

Mmmm... Warm...k,l. fgvb 34errrr `1q

Minute 2~4

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Minute 5

...kind of tired... how about... sleep... nice warm spot...wqa UYHG 09OI BV 65TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN 1 Z 1 Z 1 -0PO';/.]';/\WERWRAZCXVaszxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Minute 6~30

zzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Minute 31

*Yawn* A nice nap... ??? Here is something moving....zzzzzzzzzzzzzui sadfxcv ,nbker98 nxvccc 090oijpd09il; p9ipkop09ikpo-p[

Minute 32

I scratch!!mkljgho9i h98vjnio jmoinb09juj

Minute 33

Your laptop.OMG!!! WTF KITTEN!!!

Conclusion

Do not leave your laptop on with your cat alone for more than thirty minutes.

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Mmm...AND WHERE IN HELL IS MY MOUSE?!

  1. It's not hard to type with your paws, just slow.
  2. My litterary staff (Video on YouTube) handle doors, cans, and the occasional hairball.