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Advanced Micro Devices is a semiconductor technology company headquartered in Santa Clara, California. They make chips. Potato chips are very nice. They taste salty. Salt is a mineral. Mineral water is really expensive. I like mineral water. I is a letter, but also a word. Words are nice. Nice is very subjective. The subject of a sentence is whatever is acted upon in the cluster of words. A cluster is a grouping. Groupings are used to categorize and condense information. Condensed milk is very sweet and made of regular cow's milk. A cow is a bovine creature whose source of energy is grass. Grass is green. Green is a hue created from mixing blue and yellow. Blue and yellow are primary colors. Primary school is another name for elementary school. "Elementary, my dear Watson." is a famous quote by Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes is a private detective who is famous for his deerstalker cap. A deer is an animal with horns. A horn is a landform which is similar to a peninsula. An Iberian Peninsulan state is Spain. Spanish conquistadors evangelized in South America. South America is a continent which hosts the Amazon Rainforest. Amazon is a company founded by Jeff Bezos. A satirical parody of Jeff Bezos's name is "Bezos I" by Bo Burnham.