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| − | [[File:RadXGod.jpg|thumb|300px|Yeah, God controls the Universe from that piece o' shit right there.]] |
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| − | You ever heard of quantum information? Comes in "{{W|qubit}}s"? Yeah, that kind of information. Well, I heard in the [[news]] last night that even [[space-time]] might be quantized and not a continuum. And they were gonna test if that's right. |
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| − | Well, I had a feeling after reading that article that '''the Universe might be just a giant black box operated by God.''' After all, information lives in [[computer]]s, right? And so the world is a [[hologram]] created by that computer. |
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| − | == History of the Universe, according to this theory == |
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| − | In the beginning God wrote a program in [[C++]], [[Java]] or something else entirely. Whatever. It was an [[object-oriented programming]] language, and it was a really powerful one, too. After all, all particles and [[wave]]s and stuff are just packets of information that [[physicist]]s and [[computer programmer]]s alike call [[objects]], aren't they? |
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| − | The Universe started with a [[Big Bang]]. Well, ''maybe'' it did. It's hard to tell, with all these theories coming out every microsecond. The bang might have been just [[Macintosh|the sound the computer made when it first booted up]]. Then it started to expand like [[YouTube]]'s vast database of [[pornography]] and [[copyright infringement]]. It also cooled, because God forgot to leave the computer on while expansion was in progress. (That's also why inflation ended so early.) (In case you don't already know, inflation was the only time ''anything'' traveled [[faster-than-light]]. |
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| − | == See also == |
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| − | * [[Hologram|Holographic principle]] |
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