Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 14

June 14: Really Long Events Day

• 1882 - Longest breath holding contest starts in Aberdeen, Scotland. Contestants have still refused to breathe, on account of being dead.
• 1939 - German engineers unveil longest train in the world. As of 2024, giant line of old men are still waiting to fuck a skeleton.
• 2001 - Scientists find a very long worm, not by any means a world record breaker, but still very long.
• 2009 - Experimental artist creates world's most tortuously long song, it is just "Hey, Soul Sister" by Train, with no modifications whatsoever.
• 2012 - Man discovered to have the longest penis, but since it starts way up in the clavicle it's only two inches on the outside.
• 2019 - You wait for a package from Amazon, it takes two days to get here! What the fuck?

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