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 World 2.1 Score: New Moves: World


> discover new world!

Congratulations! You have discovered a new world!


> examine world

The world is a bit like Earth. The grass is greener and the sky is blue. It is very sunny and it is the middle of the day. To your east is a forest full of bunnies and gnomes. To your west is a pond full of fishes. Behind you, the closet has disappeared and a plain field with butterflies can be seen. But to the north is a most amazing sight, for you, anyway: A NAKED WOMAN!


> examine woman

She is naked. You stare at her parts.


> DROOL...

You little......I'm just going to pretend you didn't do that.

The woman yells 'I DON'T FEEL GOOD ON THE INSIDE! I NEED HELP!'

What are you going to do?