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> die
What? The object of the game is to SURVIVE. You don't go dying just because we say you can.
As punishment, you completely succeed, and thus lose the game[1]. Your corpse is eaten by Wikipedia. You should have gone with the first option! (this may or may not be a lie)
- *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***
Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
- ↑ Not to be confused with The Game, which you have also lost due to me mentioning it. Sorry!
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