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{{About|the meme-filled website|other uses|Encyclopedia Dramatica (disambiguation)}}
'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''', or '''[[Erectile Dysfunction|ED]]''', is a [[Shit|shitty]]-[[ass]] [[wiki]] that joined [[teh]] [[internets]] [[2004|at least one hundred years ago]]. Being the sewer of the World Wide Web, it specializes in [[drama]], [[Internet meme|meme]]s, [[Tom Cruise|lolcow]]s, and other [[Nobody cares|shit nobody cares about]].
[[File:Sugimori258.png|thumb|right|so i herd u like mudkipz]]

==History==
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The Encyclopedia Dramatica was founded by a bunch of [[4chan]] [[Politician|shithole]]s who were [[Anal sex|butthurt]] when [[Wikipedia]] wouldn't let them post an article about some [[LiveJournal]] [[fag]]got. No further details necessary. Srsly, that sums it up nicely. 

===ED is dead===
In early [[2007]], the admins started putting up fake "We desperately need moar money" banners on top of the pages to scam money out of their dumbass readers. On [[May]] [[17]], [[2007]], they closed the site down to make it appear as though the site had truly [[UnNews:ED's_new_reskin_rakes_in_the_lulz|die]]d. [[Acne]]-ridden teenagers everywhere would cry unto the heavens, right before [[Emo|slitting their wrist]]s. A few days later, the site came back like a bad case of [[crab]]s. In [[April]] 26th [[1992]], it was dead again; they replaced it with another, [[USA|less gay]] site. 

====OhInternet====
In [[March]] 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was completely dead and replaced with [[OhInternet|OhShiternet]]. Thousands of ED users left ED after its [[OhInternet|destruction]]. Like a hydra, two more sites rose in its place, with 10 more active servers. Thank [[Goa Tse|God]] for that. It could then be found on ED.ch after the site was down for several hours, in that time many of its users suffered from a severe case of [[internets]] withdrawal.

====Dead yet again====
In March 2012, ED.ch was dead not even after a year it was launched. It was [[Buttsecks|dead]] for [[OMG|two days]] before being moved to ED.se where it has remained ever since. Apparently the cheap bastards forgot to hold up their end of the bargain for their Swiss hosts and they now moved to a Swedish server, as you would expect their article on Sweden encountered much "improvements" to appease their new [[Fag|host]]s.

====Somebody pinch me====
ED.se has been replaced with the highly original <s>ED.es</s> <s>ED.rs</s> <s>ED.wiki</s> <s>ED.online</s> <s>ED.top</s> <s>ED.com</s> ED.gay

==Style==
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Encyclopedia Dramatica's only style of "[[humor]]" is badly written hatred toward everything. This ''drama'', as they call it, is trademarked as ''Lulz''. The "Lulz" can be regarded as a state of mind, whereas the functioning faculties of the mind are completely disregarded, completely lost, and are seldom accounted for ever again. According to [[Fox News|Faux News]], the pseudo-word "lulz" is a corruption of the acronym [[LOL]]. Hence, lulz are the laughs of the corrupted.

Their page on [[Gigli]] is really [[unfunny]], as it is stated that "the film is one of the best of all time, clearly on the cutting edge of humor."

==Lulzites==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|right|This happy user has created his first article.]]

Anyone who likes this shit are the biggest fucking [[loser]]s history has ever known (these people are referred to as EDiots). ED's fanbase is composed primarily of [[12 year olds invading the internet|12-year-old]]s who think [[Goatse|shock image]]s, misspelled words, lieking a really shit Pokemon, a poorly-drawn Luigi, and being complete assholes to people are the funniest things evar. These are [[You|the same kids who ride the short bus to school]]. And the remaining percent are [[emo]] faggots who, in an attempt to make themselves feel better, use the site as a [[LiveJournal]] alternative in order to rant about how much the world sucks. This is why the entire site reeks of [[teen angst]]. 

<big><big> I mite be a douche bag and a liar but I GET U FREE PRON at www.FUCKFUCKINGFKUCJKERSFUCK.com!!!!!!!!!1111 </big></big>

Even if one actually finds this shit amusing, it'll get stale very shortly. ''Hate this, old meme that. Blah blah blah.'' You soon become immune to the lulz, and the shock value no longer affects you. In fact, the images of mutilated genitals actually arouses you. Thus, Encyclopeda Dramatica is essentially a [[Sexy|homoerotic]] catalogue site.
[[File:Weegee.jpg|thumb|right|If you fail to see the awesomeness and humor in this image, YOU PHAIL AT LIFE MOTHERFUCKER]]

===Admins and other animals===
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|align="left"|<big><big>Did you know</big></big><br>'''that...''' the whole thing is run by [[Jew]]z?
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[[File:GirlvinylFASCIST.jpg|thumb|right|[[Whore|Girlvinyl]] askes, "Now will you buy me a gift from my [[Amazon]] wishlist?" The collective response: No.]]

The site's owner, Joseph Evers, is a 51 year old pedophile who likes to raep little boys for lulz. He uses the [[pr0n]] images as bait, then meets up with them at [[Nerds|Lulzcon]]. When asked in court why he stuck his shriveled cock in a boy's now [[goatse]]d anus, he pleaded, "I did it for the lulz." Needless to say, everyone was butthurt and confused when they eventually found out that Joseph Evers doesn't exist.

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==ZOMG PRON!!!11==
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==War with Uncyclopedia==
[[File:Cripple fight.PNG|thumb|right|The two wikis engage in battle.]]

There is no real war. But every once in a while the 12-year-olds from lame-ass Encyclopedia Dramatica will try to start some shit with Uncyclopedia. This is because they are insecure about their unfunniness. So the Uncyclopedians vandalized their website back for revenge, using the wonderful power of Cancel Culture. One Uncyclopedia user even suggested a contest to see which is funnier. Here's a better idea: Let's compare cow shit with horse shit and see which has the best fragrance. 

In the end, whichever site is funnier is a moot point, since wiki editors never get any [[pussy]].
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==See also==
*[[Memes]]
*[[Dane Cook|Unfunny]]
*[[Trolling]]

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