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<option>*... that [[Much Ado About Yokels]] by [[William Shakespeare]] is sassy, witty, funny, scathing, poised, naïve, twitterpated, smarmy, biting, sarcastic, caustic, intrepid, loathsome, riotous, and a terrible piece of theatre? After this play was published in 1902, it was doubtful that Shakespeare would ever work in [[Hollywood]] again.</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Much Ado About Yokels]] by [[William Shakespeare]] is sassy, witty, funny, scathing, poised, naïve, twitterpated, smarmy, biting, sarcastic, caustic, intrepid, loathsome, riotous, and a terrible piece of theatre? After this play was published in 1902, it was doubtful that Shakespeare would ever work in [[Hollywood]] again.</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Newmath]] was approved by Minitrue for inclusion into the [[Oceania]] state newcurriculum in [[1984]], along with [[newspeak]] and [[goodthink]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Newmath]] was approved by Minitrue for inclusion into the [[Oceania]] state newcurriculum in [[1984]], along with [[newspeak]] and [[goodthink]]?</option>
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<option>*... that [[nobody cares]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Nostradamus]] was regarded as one of the best prophecy writers of the 13th century, penning the bestsellers The Da Vinci Code and 1984 which both won Ivor Novello Awards for their lyrical content? Most prophets of his generation were [[stoned]], but he was more unconventional, preferring to inject [[marmite]].</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Nostradamus]] was regarded as one of the best prophecy writers of the 13th century, penning the bestsellers The Da Vinci Code and 1984 which both won Ivor Novello Awards for their lyrical content? Most prophets of his generation were [[stoned]], but he was more unconventional, preferring to inject [[marmite]].</option>
 
<option>*...that not since [[Pot v. Kettle]] has the [[Supreme Court]] presided over a more important case than [[Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape]]?</option>
 
<option>*...that not since [[Pot v. Kettle]] has the [[Supreme Court]] presided over a more important case than [[Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape]]?</option>
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<option>*... that [[Quantum Economics]] conflicts with general common sense?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Quantum Economics]] conflicts with general common sense?</option>
 
<option>*...that [[random humour]] is unique in that it is the only type of humor that is an ingredient in Jell-O? It is best known for being similar to Mountain Dew in that it has no use in solving a maze.</option>
 
<option>*...that [[random humour]] is unique in that it is the only type of humor that is an ingredient in Jell-O? It is best known for being similar to Mountain Dew in that it has no use in solving a maze.</option>
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<option>*...that [[Rap]] is a genre of music that is centered around the essential musical concepts of syncopated rhythm and gettin' jiggy wit da ladieez and shit?</option>
 
<option>*...that [[Redundancy]] is the use of [[Redundant|superfluous text, speech, or items]], [[Redundant|repetitive text, speech, or items]], that is [[Redundant|more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive]], or [[Redundant|more than required]]?</option>
 
<option>*...that [[Redundancy]] is the use of [[Redundant|superfluous text, speech, or items]], [[Redundant|repetitive text, speech, or items]], that is [[Redundant|more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive]], or [[Redundant|more than required]]?</option>
 
<option>*...that [[Romania]]'s primary import is drama? Romanian roommates are the world's greatest natural source of drama, and their output does not diminish over time. Romania is also the world's leading exporter of [[vampire]]s, gymnasts and sexual fetishisation of old [[women]].</option>
 
<option>*...that [[Romania]]'s primary import is drama? Romanian roommates are the world's greatest natural source of drama, and their output does not diminish over time. Romania is also the world's leading exporter of [[vampire]]s, gymnasts and sexual fetishisation of old [[women]].</option>

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