Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated)
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Hi, I'm Vince, and I'm here to introduce you to the ShamWow!®! ShamWow!® is guaranteed to knock your socks off! It's like fucking magic! If you spill a bottle of cola on the carpet, ShamWow!® will suck it right the fuck out! Holy fuck! Look at ShamWow!® soak that shit up! Just when it looks like ShamWow!® can't hold any more, it sucks up another fucking assload! What the fuck?! My arm is totally fucking dry! ShamWow!® is made in Germany so you know it's not gonna be shitty! Anyone who thinks ShamWow!® isn't awesome is fucked in the head! Don't be a dickwad! Order your ShamWow!® today! |