Evolution

Evolution is a process that allows dinosaurs to lay chicken eggs and monkeys to give birth to humans. Usually evolution is seen to be a sign of progress, but this doesn't explain George W. Bush.
Evolution is contrasted by revolution, where instead of waiting a generation for change, one thing is changed into another directly. For instance college students have been know to transform into asses. Despite the Liberals forcing our children to learn this lie in schools, it is a lie and is not supported by The Bible.

The so called "truth"

This liberal with a funny mustache tries to explain how Evolution is the truth.

Although any god loving, beer fearing, flag bearing, gun hanging American would know that Evolution is a lie, let's see what Liberals have to say about this. According to the Liberals, evolution is the TRUTH! However, in Genesis 2:2-3, it is said that "on the seventh day, God ended His work which He had done. And then on the 8th day God created Conservatives like Ihateliberals123 to tell the world that evolution is a lie". This CLEAR evidence shows how LIBERALS are LYING! The Liberals say that Charles Darwin (Satan Spawn) found finches which had evolved. But I've never seen a finch, and I asked God yesterday and he told me that finches are made up by the LEGACY, MAINSTREAM MEDIA to support the LIE of EVOLUTION!

Fine, let's have these Liberals say some more lies on evolution. It will probably be funny. First off, the infamous Liberal Adolf Hitler stated in 1941 "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!", which directly translates to "Evolution is the change in the heritable characteristics of biological populations over successive generations". These big words HURT my BRAIN! Clearly a lie designed to force the people of Germany into following the Woke Antifa supporter Adolf Hitler. Liberal Liberal on the wall, what is the biggest lie of them all? It's EVOLUTION!!! Donald Trump, I am tired of engaging with these lies. Donald Trump, please save me. Please save me Donald Trump