Armidale, New South Wales
Armidale is a small city/large town/shithole located in Australia. It is famous for having a disproportionate number of churches.
History[edit | edit source]
Very little has ever happened in Armidale. At one point, Bob Brown, former leader of the gibbering idiots known as the Australian Greens, lived here. He left fairly quickly. To be completely honest, nobody in Armidale, nor anywhere else, has any idea what Armidale was for and why it was placed here. Apart from being a place where Christians can worship the Babyjesus, of course.
Present day[edit | edit source]
Very little is happening in Armidale. At one point, some child currently in a plebby public school may grow up and protest at some miners by chaining himself/herself to a tree. To be completely honest, nobody in Armidale, nor anywhere else, has any idea what Armidale is and why it is still here. Apart from being a place where Christians still worshipping the Babyjesus, of course.
Future[edit | edit source]
Very little will happen in Armidale. At one point, the child that protested at those miners by chaining himself/herself to a tree could become the leader of a deranged cult political party. To be completely honest, nobody in Armidale, nor anywhere else, has any idea what Armidale will be and why it will not be wiped off the face of the earth. It'll probably still have the Christians, though.
Education[edit | edit source]
Armidale is wrongly famous for its high standards of education. The private schools are full of rich snobs and rugby players, and the poverty-stricken public schools are full of marijuana and people saying BRUH loudly at each other. It is really not a strong point, unless you are one of the tiny minority who are happy for their children to smoke illicit substances. Didn't think so.
Further reading[edit | edit source]
This isn't really reading, but "The Armidale Song", written by some disaffected locals, is a song that really sums Armidale up.