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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature It's another sunny day in Cairo, an idle taxi driver* standing by his car is approached by a good looking American female reporter..* Reporter: Hi Egyptian: wa aleikom es-salam ya otta! Reporter: Do you speak English? Egyptian: Berfect! Reporter: Do you mind if I interview you? Egyptian: Interfiew?! (narrows eyes in distrust) you mukhabarat? I didn't do anysing! I am good Egybtian! I did not show za photo of za brezident wearing dress! Reporter: ... Sir, I'm a reporter for-- Egpytian: Oh, you no mukhabarat? Nevar mind. Forget I say anysing about za brezident in dress. He is very man. Reporter: (looking baffled) Name? Egyptian: Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo. Reporter: Sex? Egyptian: Yes blease. You want to do in taxi? It's very nice. Nearly has air-condition and za chairs are camel lezar. (Full article...) Recently featured: UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support User:Y UnScripts:Quentin Tarantino's Teletubbies Archive · Vote for featured articles · Purge You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day June 4: International Smack-A-Kid Day 1452 - Christopher Columbus outvoted on naming the Santa Maria, "The Shitbag". 1776 - Thomas Jefferson asks for first two-week extension on the Declaration of Independence. 1863 - Rain causes International Celebrate Yesterday day to be put off until next day; mass confusion results. 1900 - John Jefferson of Oak Ridge, Pennsylvania, awakes from forty-year sleep, dies of asphyxiation inside coffin. 1942 - The Battle of Midway begins with a surprise attack on Konami. 1980 - Every child abuse offender is released in Texas due to prison overcrowding and a decline in child abuse. 1989 - Chinese children are put in tanks and forced to run over screaming protesters in Tiananmen Square. Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day[edit source] Your content probably contains one or more equal signs (=), use `\|1=`. edit News Donald Trump is the first convicted President of the United States Donald Trump found GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES (Pictured), soon to debut "prison orange" business suit Antarctica becomes embroiled in upside-down flag controversy Michael Jackson comes back to life Justin Bieber gives birth to a baby, baby, baby, oooh Switzerland wins Eurovision Netherlands disqualified in final shocker YouTube is dead D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support Ship captain who wrecked Baltimore bridge defeated by Upstate New York bridge NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig Ongoing: Russian Invasion · Drake-Kendrick Lamar feud · Israel-Hamas conflict Recent deaths: Roger Corman · Drake's "whole mans career" · Dabney Coleman · Kabosu · Richard M. Sherman (Disney musician) · Doug Ingle · Bill Walton Upcoming deaths: Kris Kristofferson · Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for Tesla cars · Drake's sanity Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric? Do you worry...[edit source] ... that the White House is really off-white? Read Many
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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature It's another sunny day in Cairo, an idle taxi driver* standing by his car is approached by a good looking American female reporter..* Reporter: Hi Egyptian: wa aleikom es-salam ya otta! Reporter: Do you speak English? Egyptian: Berfect! Reporter: Do you mind if I interview you? Egyptian: Interfiew?! (narrows eyes in distrust) you mukhabarat? I didn't do anysing! I am good Egybtian! I did not show za photo of za brezident wearing dress! Reporter: ... Sir, I'm a reporter for-- Egpytian: Oh, you no mukhabarat? Nevar mind. Forget I say anysing about za brezident in dress. He is very man. Reporter: (looking baffled) Name? Egyptian: Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo. Reporter: Sex? Egyptian: Yes blease. You want to do in taxi? It's very nice. Nearly has air-condition and za chairs are camel lezar. (Full article...) Recently featured: UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support User:Y UnScripts:Quentin Tarantino's Teletubbies Archive · Vote for featured articles · Purge You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day June 4: International Smack-A-Kid Day 1452 - Christopher Columbus outvoted on naming the Santa Maria, "The Shitbag". 1776 - Thomas Jefferson asks for first two-week extension on the Declaration of Independence. 1863 - Rain causes International Celebrate Yesterday day to be put off until next day; mass confusion results. 1900 - John Jefferson of Oak Ridge, Pennsylvania, awakes from forty-year sleep, dies of asphyxiation inside coffin. 1942 - The Battle of Midway begins with a surprise attack on Konami. 1980 - Every child abuse offender is released in Texas due to prison overcrowding and a decline in child abuse. 1989 - Chinese children are put in tanks and forced to run over screaming protesters in Tiananmen Square. Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day[edit source] Your content probably contains one or more equal signs (=), use `\|1=`. edit News Donald Trump is the first convicted President of the United States Donald Trump found GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES (Pictured), soon to debut "prison orange" business suit Antarctica becomes embroiled in upside-down flag controversy Michael Jackson comes back to life Justin Bieber gives birth to a baby, baby, baby, oooh Switzerland wins Eurovision Netherlands disqualified in final shocker YouTube is dead D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support Ship captain who wrecked Baltimore bridge defeated by Upstate New York bridge NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig Ongoing: Russian Invasion · Drake-Kendrick Lamar feud · Israel-Hamas conflict Recent deaths: Roger Corman · Drake's "whole mans career" · Dabney Coleman · Kabosu · Richard M. Sherman (Disney musician) · Doug Ingle · Bill Walton Upcoming deaths: Kris Kristofferson · Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for Tesla cars · Drake's sanity Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric? Do you worry...[edit source] ... that the White House is really off-white? Read Many
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